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(2013) - DEAR CRABBIE : Designed to Spread a Little Humor
'Dear Crabbie' is new and just beginning to appear in several newspapers in Tx, Wy, Mo, Co, Ar, Az, Al, and Miss. On the web, so far, it can be found in the Gilmer Mirror, Lexington Leader - both in Texas and now on The Porterville Post in California. New "Crabbies" will be added weekly and it was ... "designed to spread a little humor". Dear Crabbie is a little on the conservative side when it comes to politics, and can be contacted by email at - dearcrabbie@yahoo.com.
(Nov 16 2013) DEAR CRABBIE : Designed to Spread a Little Humor
Dear Crabbie: A rare mammal, the saola, has been photographed in Vietnam for the first time in 15 years. It's been nicknamed the "Asian unicorn" since it has two long horns instead of one. Pretty cool, huh? - Unicorn Spotter
Dear Spotter: Big deal. My neighbor has an animal with two long horns. He calls it a goat.
(Nov 09 2013) DEAR CRABBIE : Designed to Spread a Little Humor
Dear Crabbie: I can't believe Kate Middleton and Prince William bought baby Prince George a $2,350 Stroller. Isn't this extravagant? - Regal Eagle
Dear Regal: What did you expect the Royal Family to do, drag the new prince around in a cheap, lead-tainted red wagon from China?
(Nov 02 2013) DEAR CRABBIE : Designed to Spread a Little Humor
Dear Crabbie: There's a national sporting debate going on right now because some people believe that the Washington Redskins is an offensive, insensitive name for a sports team. Shouldn't members of the team be ashamed that the name is still being used? - PC Smith
Dear PC: The team should be more embarrassed about having Washington in their name.
(Oct 26 2013) DEAR CRABBIE : Designed to Spread a Little Humor
Dear Crabbie: My wife wants me to take dance lessons. But I have all the grace of a wounded moose on the dance floor. What should I do? - Dancer without any stars
Dear Dancer: Choose a decent instructor: The Fred Astaire Dance Studio - excellent choice; The Miley Cyrus Grind and Groan Dance Academy - not so much.
More on the way ...
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