Stand at EASE!!!
Cranial Rectosis is not a medical diagnosis, therefore I am eminently
qualified (as someone who has NEVER darkened the door
of higher education) but has several degrees in hard knocks and life
experience, to observe, record and report it.
Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.)
COVER, SEATS!!!
Troops, I have observed that ALL leftists and MOST liberals are
afflicted with Cranial Rectosis. It is what happens when they
achieve sufficient power to decide that they exist on a higher plane
than the "unwashed masses" who have spent our time and
treasure to elect them to their exalted positions. The higher they
rise, the farther their heads become lodged in a place where
they are no longer able to breathe oxygen and suffer methane
intoxication. In some of the worst cases, the afflictee requires a
special operation to insert a plexiglass window, so that the afflictee
can navigate, without bumping into things.
The diagnosis is aided by the afflictee's statements that favor strict
gun control laws, in the face of overwhelming evidence
(sometimes furnished by people who started out to find evidence that
supports the premise that draconian anti-gun laws protect
society and discover) that the effect is to make people more
vulnerable to crime and violence.
It is, also, apparent in people who support the "tax and spend"
philosophy of economic recovery, when history has shown that
reducing taxes promotes economic recovery.
Further evidence is shown by the insistence of certain individuals
that we need to cater to and "understand" people who have
expressed the desire and intent to murder us, sometimes actually
exhibiting the behavior.
On the other hand, conservatives are likely to express sentiments like
those of a store owner, of my acquaintance, who has a
sign that encourages the carrying of firearms in his store, kept
holstered unless responding to an emergency, at which time
"judicious marksmanship is appreciated".
It is a demonstrable fact, supported by the research of the National
Rifle Association and the scholarly work of eminent
researchers, such as Prof. Gary Kleck, a self-described "liberal
professor of criminology" and highly respected author Dr.
John Lott.
I can (personally) cite instances where I (and my family and friends)
have prevented crimes by simply revealing the fact that
we were armed. Most of the time, a potential assailant (upon realizing
that the intended victim is capable of self-defense)
decides that any anticipated reward realized by the attack is
outweighed by the possibility of harm to themselves.
In the same manner, we could eliminate most of the islamic terror by
simply dipping all of our ammunition in pig blood and
announcing the fact. The British and American troops seem to have done
this, in the past, so there is precedent for the practice.
Israel seems to have eliminated their suicide bomber problem by
placing pig products in stores and vehicles. So, listen up, you
cesspool sludge "jihadists": be advised that I have obtained some pig
blood and dipped my ammo and the blades of all of my
knives in it. If you behave, you never have to worry about it, but if
you give me cause to shoot or cut you, by your own beliefs,
you are damned. Have a nice day!
Those idiots who run around bleating that there is no military
solution for terrorism need to take a hard look at this information,
as well as the info from our prisoners of war, from Vietnam, who
observed that the more the enemy was bombed, the better
the prisoners were treated. Yuh think??? Maybe killing more of the
enemy would not only reduce their numbers, but would
make the survivors decide to get into a different line of work.
Now, let's get back to our "homegrown" and kenyan imported cesspool
sludge. They may be (and sometimes are) brilliant
tactitians and accomplished in brainwashing the gullible, but more and
more people are waking from the soporific effect
of the koolaide and realizing that the current regime is autocratic,
not democratic, and needs to be shoveled out of office.
It really "chaps my hide", when gullible republicans (more like rinos)
run around trying to demonstrate their "sensitivity"
and "inclusiveness" by finding excuses for o(WHATTA)bummer and his
regime-mates' multiple Constitutional violations
and other felonies. They are NOT simply incompetent!!! They are
DELIBERATELY trying to tear down our country, by
"dumbing down" the entire process of government.
Such acts as pushing through legislation that is clearly detrimental
to our people, without the process of deliberate review,
and with idiotically inane statements such as "We have to pass it, to
find out what's in it", are clear attempts to subvert the
system and establish an autocracy.
Unfortunately, brooms are not good for removing cesspool by-products,
so we can't "sweep them out". We'll HAVE to SHOVEL
them out. Try to educate your liberal friends and neighbors. See if
you can bring them out of the narcosis that causes them to
stumble around, running into things and chanting, "Yes, we can",
"obama is the Messiah", "When obama speaks I get a thrill
up my leg" and other such inanities that prove, conclusively, that
they shouldn't be allowed out, without a keeper (or 12) and
DEFINITELY should not be allowed to vote.
Once, again, it is clear that our elected employees are in rebellion
against the duly constituted government, which IS "WE,
THE PEOPLE..." and we are going to have to kick some SERIOUS BUTT and
remove them from their exalted positions
of power.
If "WE, THE PEOPLE..." don't dedicate ourselves to cleaning up the
mess we have allowed these perjurers, thieves,
traitors and other criminals have created, the country and all of what
God and those who dedicated their "lives" , "fortunes" and
"sacred honor" provided for us, may be lost until Jesus returns. DON'T
sit on your gluteous maximi while they sell us down the
river!!!
On your FEET!!! Un-COVER!!!
Heavenly Father, again, I apologize for our inability to be good
stewards of what You have given us. Again, I must
ask for Your grace and guidance as we try to fix the mess we have
allowed our elected employees to make of Your gifts. If we are
unable to help them to change their hearts, minds and behavior, we ask
You to help us to remove them and hire people who will
respect You and serve us as they promised to do. In all things I thank
You and praise You and (especially) I thank You for the Gift
and Sacrifice of Your Son, Jesus Christ, my Lord and Saviour, in Whose
Name I pray, HOOOAAAHHH!!!
Sgt Mack, out. Leaving the air and closing station. Dis-MISSED!!!
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