Stand at EASE!! B-4 we begin, we will have our moment of prayer & contemplation. UNCOVER!! In Jesus Name I pray, HOOOAAHH!!! COVER!! Take SEATS!!!
B-4 we begin our regular class, I do have an obligation to pass on any
pertinent (& sometimes IMpertinent) information that I believe may
educate or entertain you. This
next item should do both, but remember that "Many a truth is spoken in jest."
This one comes from a highly intelligent lady, who is a retired PUBLIC SCHOOL
TEACHER, which goes to prove that my mother was not the only GOOD ONE.
So, her gem of the day follows:
Your English lesson for today.
Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - A system of government where the
least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of achieving,
and where the members of society least likely to succeed or even to
sustain themselves, are abundantly rewarded with goods and services
paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of
producers.
Other words come to mind (given my military background) but this one
is usable in polite company.
If that isn't a word picture of the dimocr-asses, you can take my
stripes away & demote
me to 2nd Lieutenant.
The only exception to this rule is o(whatta)bummer, because I believe
he knows EXACTLY
what kind of chaos he's creating and it is DELIBERATE!!!
I believe (based on his writings and actions) that his ambition is to
be the head commissar
of the "democratic socialist republic" of amerika. (Of course it won't
BE democratic NOR
will it bear ANY resemblance to America.) IT'S YOUR CHOICE!!!
Now our class continues.
Today, I want to show you a hypothetical nomination of the person I
believe would be an outstanding President.
(Picture it: The hall is filled with delegates and media. An expectant
hush falls over the crowd, as the Chairperson approaches the
microphone.) He/she speaks. "At this time, I wish to call on someone
to make a nomination, who needs no introduction. He has been a
tireless champion for the Constitution and recognition of the
Unanimous Declaration as the foundation for the Constitution as the
first published, legal action of the United States of America. Fellow
delegates, ladies and gentlemen, I call on Sgt. Mack!"
(Pandemonium ensues, as I make my way to the microphone. The crowd
hushes as I salute the flag and turn to the mic.)
"Thank you Mr./Ms. Chairperson. I come before you to place into
nomination a patriot who has endured death threats, hate rhetoric from
the other party, liberals, leftists, communists and just about
everyone else who hates America, but this individual just keeps on
holding the feet of all of the aforementioned AND the RINOs to the
BLAZING fire of truth and exposure."
"When asked about having made attacks on the aforementioned that might
be as aggressive as those of which this candidate has accused the
other side, the reply was, 'Yes, but OUR insults are TRUE!!!' "
"This candidate has CONSISTENTLY displayed wit and intelligence that
NO candidate on the other side can even approach, such as the replies
to the questions: ' Do you believe in pre-marital sex?' Which was met
with, 'Honestly, that's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.' And
'Do you like to watch two women get it on?' Which elicited 'Uh, no.
The last time I did was the Katie Couric interview with Hillary
Clinton.' "
"This candidate has an unerring grasp of the succinct expression of
what is the logical view of complex questions, such as, 'If the death
penalty doesn't deter murder, how come Michael Moore is still alive
and I'm not on death row?' "
"This candidate has a grasp of international affairs and domestic
issues that the other side can only dream about and has a deep
understanding of the (alleged mind)-set of those people."
"With this candidate in the White House, we (conservatives and any on
the other side who have a shred of cognizance) would all sleep better.
There would be no apologies for America doing what is necessary to
protect our people and other world leaders would know that they faced
someone who had a finely-tuned Bravo-Sierra detector and would not be
snowed, as some of the previous "snow-addicts" have allowed themselves
to be."
"I have, recently, been reading one of the MANY excellent books, by
this candidate, titled 'If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be
Republicans!' "
"On behalf of the TRUE, CONSERVATIVE Republicans, Libertarians, the
Military and other thinking patriotic Americans, it gives me great
pride and pleasure to place into nomination the name of next (if God
is watching and helping us) President of the United States, ANN
COULTER!!!"
(Even LOUDER, the pandemonium breaks out, with people jumping on
tables, dancing, and hugging each other, while the Chair tries,
uselessly, to restore order. Finally, when the gavel breaks, it is
abandoned, as a lost cause.)
Frankly Troops, I'm not sure she is electable. Don't forget, as Dennis
Prager has stated (many times) "I belong to the STUPID party!" (As
opposed to the dangerous party.)
In some ways BOTH are dangerous, as my party spends so much time
pandering & apologizing to the dimocr-asses that I'm not convinced
they would support a capable, really conservative, genuinely
intelligent candidate, IF they could persuade her to run.
I think she would have so little respect for "the machine" that she'd tell them
to "BUZZ OFF". She'd prefer to stay outside "the system" where she could roast
the tootsies of the "dims" AND the "republicrats".
They spend so much time trying to "go along to get along" that they
have betrayed the core priciples of conservatism: Individual Freedom,
Judeo-Christian Ethics and the idea that we are, "E. Pluribus Unum
So, AGAIN, I say "If you think democracy is too much work, try
slavery!!!" If we don't get it
right THIS TIME, all y'all better join us in looking for a new country
to inhabit, while we look
for a new WORLD!!!
On your FEET!!! Un-COVER!!!
Heavenly Father, as You have heard, we're in dire straits and sinking
fast. If it isn't time to
end this madness, then please give us the will and wisdom to correct
things until Christ
comes. I ask that You preserve our guardians, as they protect Your
flock. In all things I thank & praise You & (especially) I thank You
for Your Son, Jesus Christ, my Lord & Savior, in Whose Name I pray.
HOOAAHHH!!!
COVER!!! Get WITH IT!!!
Dis-MISSED!!!
Sgt.Mack,out,leaving the air & closing station.
